greelin:

in case you needed to hear it today:

• it’s okay to use your turn signal when you’re changing lanes
• it’s okay to use your turn signal when you’re taking an exit
• it’s okay to use your turn signal when you plan on turning (can even be done sooner than 2 seconds before you’re about to turn)
• you have a turn signal. in your vehicle. two of them in fact.
• you are so brave and beautiful and smart and can do it. using your turn signal

tigeri102:

turing-tested:

ehentalix:

doctor-roman:

You roll up to the Wizard Battle and your opponent takes out his spellbook but it’s just one of these

I’d leave. This is a sign that my opponent has the most fucked up unethical spells imaginable, and I am not about to be subject to Malchezar’s Piercing Prostate Bomb or something

olessan:

staff:

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

happy decade you weeaboo shits

gay-little-izzet:

I need tabaxi in bg3 so bad so I decided to do some drawing about it

Please Larian add the cat people it would be so funny

jarc-xenon:

tolstayas:

samwisegamgeeee:

hematomes:

hematomes:

i ended up liking how gendered french is solely because i can say that i want people to use he/him pronouns for me the same way they use it for angels, blood and blunts

i asked a trans friend to give me her fem version of this and she said that people should use she/her with her the same way they use it for the sea, flesh and stuffed toys

I don’t speak French but I speak Spanish and I’m nonbinary so the whole gendered language thing is… difficult. I couldn’t get this post out of my head and so I wrote a poem. It’s a first draft but i just had to get it out there

It’s called “Masculino como el amor, femenino como la espada”

Si tienes que usar
el masculino conmigo,
usa el masculino cómo lo usas
para el azúcar
para el lobo
el amor
y el mar.
Pero si tienes que usar el femenino,
úsalo cómo lo usas
para la tierra
para la anaconda
la guerra
y la mar.
Llámame masculino cómo el día
cómo el melocotón
el pecho
y el cometa.
O, llámame femenino cómo la noche
cómo la piedra
la leche
y la mano.
Masculino cómo el viento,
femenino cómo la tormenta.
El hueso, la sangre.
El mito, la magia.
El sol, la luna.
Si tienes que usar el masculino conmigo,
o si tienes que usar el femenino,
llámame femenino con la boca y la lengua
o llámame masculino con los dientes y los pulmones.
O
si puedes
llámame por mi nombre.
Llámame
yo.

Translation: Masculine like love, feminine like the sword

If you have to use
the masculine for me,
use the masculine like you use it
for sugar
for the wolf
love
and the sea.
But if you have to use the feminine,
use it like you use it
for earth
for the anaconda
war
and the Sea.
Call me masculine like the day
like the peach
the chest
and the comet.
Or, call me feminine like the night
like the stone
the milk
and the hand.
Masculine like the wind,
feminine like the storm.
The bone, the blood.
The myth, the magic.
The sun, the moon.
If you have to use the masculine for me,
or if you have to use the feminine,
call me feminine
with your mouth and your tongue
or call me masculine with your teeth and your lungs.
Or
if you can
call me by my name.
Call me
myself.

oh this is lovely! reminds me of a lil thing i wrote a while back about gender + being gay + a peculiarity of french grammar*:

like loves, church organs,

delights or delicacies,

you are a woman

only in another’s arms.

* the words amour, délice, and orgue are masculine in the singular and feminine in the plural.

twodragonsinatrenchcoat:

twodragonsinatrenchcoat:

Talking to myself out loud like a point and click protagonist

Losing it over some of y'all’s tags btw Here’s my favorites

and lastly.

good night

fartgallery:

fartgallery:

one day itll be 2023 and everything will be good

you fucking liar